How To Buy A Samsung TV From Tesco. Without a car.

Kinda tricky innit? But lo and behold...this dear friend of mine had it alllllllll figured out and actually made it possible. Here's how the pro did it.

First off, you call your friend on the day prior to your purchase date. You talk to him in the sweetest and most polite tone and ask if you can borrow his car to load the tv. If you have good enough friends (like me), your friend(which is me) would agree to do you that favour. Did i mention that i was that good friend already? Yeah it was me.

Next off, you head to Tesco...in your friend's car. Then you look around Tesco to browse the display models. You like one but its only available in the size that you're not looking for. What then? Of course you head to Harvey Norman to try your luck and PRAY they have stock there. But too bad your prayers aren't as strong as Mama Diva's curses. (mak larriiik ke Uganda sorok bawah cactus dulu) So of course, no stock also lah. Then you have to head back to tesco to buy your TV. Hold it there, you dun know what struggelism is yet.

When you head back to Tesco, you only discovered that the 2nd available choice of your TV is already pre-booked bt another costumer. What do you do? Of course you pull a sad Hush Puppy face, make up a story to the Abang Tesco and pray your ass off that he'll buy your sad story. In which he does eventually.

Step seterusnya.....

Yes. You push the TV in a huge ass cart and make your way to the opposite end of the huge ass Tesco...banging customers within your radius; thus causing irritable glares but you buat derk jer. Make your payment at the counter and head to the smelly cargo lift.

Next off, you get a few Bangla Tesco staffs to help you load the TV into your friend's car.

They tried their level best to shove the damn huge ass box into your friends car but it got stuck halfway through. They had to remove the box entirely and hold an emergency confrence to discuss on how to shove the TV into the car.

Finally, it has been agreed unanimously that the box should be removed to allow more space in the car. And thus....begins the second attempt.

And this time, they succed with a close call. They smile at you in a huge relief and you thank them in return of course. Then they wave a friendly bye bye and now you're all on your own.

After that, your kind friend drives back home with you seating at the backseat being squashed by the humongous tv. Your friend drives to your apartment and now you have to figure your way out to remove the 29 incher from the car.

Thank god you have more than 1 good friend. No way in gay hell this delicate oriental flower is gonna carry a 29 inch Samsung man. I'll just be clicking the snap button of my camera phone at laugh along. This is a job for.....Mama Diva. He's good at carrying things and opening jars.

Mama Diva: Heck. It got stuck again! It won't come out! How how how.....

Bibik: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! *snap snap snap*

Poporoot: Ok wait wait....you hold first then i come to your side we pull it out together.

Bibik: Ha ha ha ha!!!! *snappy snappy*

Mama Diva: Celaka kau babi anak haram....tangan aku nak patah nih...!

Bibik: Ha ha ha ha ha! *more snappy snappy*

Poporoot: Ok it's off!! Sikit lagi nih....angkat tinggi sikit lah! Now we have to go to the lift....

Mama Diva: Mak tak larat dah....bontot aku dah cramp okeh...

Poporrot: Ala very near already lah. 11 floors only....

Bibik: Ha ha ha ha ha!!

Poporoot: Hah okeh...lif dah bukak. Masuk masuk!

Mama Diva: Cepatlah pukimak! Aku nak mampos dah!!!!!!!!

Ding!! 11th floor finally! Ok now to move it to the shelf.

Mama Diva: Wah struggle nyer...!!! Mak dah tarat larat dah!!

After a hell of a srtuggle.....the TV is finally welcomed to its new home...

Tada!!

And that my friends....is what we call struggelism. Classic example!

Don't you just love helping your friends :)

* Ps: All pictures are blurred on purpose to create artistic effects. Ok who am i kidding. I'm using my lousy camera phone only. There.