I had a very clear copy last time and I loved it so much.
I watched it everyday.
I even practiced the moves and memorized the lines.
But recently, it got scratched. I tried buying a new copy but I couldn’t find the same movie anywhere.
And finally I found it yesterday. I was jumping for joy I actually found it again after such a long search. But to my dismay….the cover is so fugly. You see yourself lah!
What you think I pervert izzit? I talking about Geisha okeh!
Can you even imagine??! Look at the cover!! It looks like some sleazy B grade porn movie! This is supposed to be one of Spielberg’s most dignified movies. What is Zhang Zhiyi doing; clad in a leather thong with a “please-fuck-me” position on the cover?! Can the cover get any skankier than this?!? I don’t even think that’s her real picture; looks bloody photoshopped to me. Pardon the French; but I can’t seem to find a better word to describe this.
Heck if I’m gonna pay RM10 (as if it’s a big deal wtf) for a DVD, the cover had better be equally nice for my money’s worth. I was so stumped with such a dilemma. I wanted the movie so badly and when finally I find it, the cover has to be filled with tits and cleavages. Want to try my luck in other shop dunno they will have the stock or not also.
Last last, Lau Niang still buy for the love of Ken Watanabe and berangan nak jadi Hatsumomo punya pasal. I felt like one of those straight sleazy horny uncles trying to look discreet buying porn in a shop; getting weird stares and whispers from people around.
Pssst….you got the special one not…??
Mak malu tau!!
ANYWAYS…..mak going for holiday! I’ll be leaving for Langkawi erm…tonight. Staff trip. So I won’t be around till Sunday at least but still... dun forget to read and drop manyak manyak komen tau!
Will be back with more juicy gossips from trip. Faster happy holiday me!
Ps: Evans, sorry lah, cant make it this Fliday…mak kan holiday! We arrange another time okeh. Dun worry, bab Chillis memang mak will claim punyer….keji tak. Ha ha ha!!