How to Use an Autoclave
Wah suddenly Lau Niang so crever so intelectual ada hati want to teach everyone how to use an autoclave. Do you even know what an autoclave is?! What in gay hell is an autoclave? I learned this fancy word while chatting with a fellow engineer chatter whom i love driving him up the wall.
So today he was asking me what is this autoclave because he very admire my terror terror Engrish lor. He think i know everything mah. And yes...i DO know everything.
Chatter: Would you know what is an autoclave?
Bibik: Sure sure!!! So easy. An aotoclave.....is a clave that functions on its own lor. That's why we call it auto. Can you say auto? A-U-T-O....
Chatter: Go to hell lah you!
Bibik: Wahhh i can't believe you just said that. I did you a good favour out of my sincere heart and you condemn me to hell after that. So much for friendship.....
Chatter: ................you dun so drama can ah?
Bibik: Oh i am so hurt.......the pain.......
Chatter: I found out already. An autoclave is a pressurized device designed to heat aqueous solutions above their boiling point at normal atmospheric pressure to achieve sterilization. Sort of like a pressure cooker.
Bibik: .......oh that's nice. What else can it cook?
Chatter: ..........no it doesn't cook. Its an industrial device.
Bibik: Ceh......then buy for what. Cannot cook anything also. So lau yah one....
Chatter: *faints* Its not for cooking. Its for sterilizing purposes! Autoclaves are widely used in microbiology, medicine, sterilizing instruments for body piercing, veterinary science, dentistry, podiatry and metallurgy. The large carbon-fiber composite parts for the Boeing 787, such as wing and fuselage parts, are cured in large autoclaves.
Bibik: So this new job you wanna apply.....is just to on autoclaves only lah?
Chatter: Dunno yet lah
Bibik: you need to actually hire a person just to do that only meh? I thougth its like microwave you just put the tool in the press on button lor no meh. They're all the same only mah all this wave wave machines.
Chatter: *faints* need to do more than that lah!
Bibik: I know i know! Maybe you'll have TEN autoclaves to manage. Then people would call you "the autoclaver" hor.
Chatter: .....................
Bibik: then when you successfully autoclaved things for them oledi, they would say " Wah tq tq.....so claver lah you!"
Chatter: Different tune......cannot discuss anymore.
Bibik: ha ha ha hahhaah!! you know me lah, i is actress glamer, if i dunno anything i ma write my own script lor. Wait ah this is so fun i wanna blog it! Babai!
Chatter: but......
Bibik: [tooot...terus offline]
15 comments:
heee
kesian engineer tuh
hahahahaha
i think he may sell the autoclaves lah, because i got many supplier who are engineer tapi sell medical and lab equipments.
actually an autoclave disinfects stuff only, but a pressure cooker can do the same thing, i have a friend a private college who buys a pressure cooker to disinfect all of his equipments. the pressure cooker is cheaper, and you can cook stuff in it :)
Gasp! I am engineer and I really don't want to hear about it anymore during my chatting session!
wahh!!!! finally! updates!!! lebiu ahh bibik! :) :)
wahhh! so clever meh u! :)
u also can work and manage that autoclave too! then ppl also can say: wahhh! clever la u! using tht autoclave!! :) :)
am damn exited seeing this new post! :P :P
*terharu*terharu*
mmmm this is the reason why I refuse to discuss science with you, with the exception of reproductive science. *wink*
so you are an autoclave lah then... coz' you made poor engineer reached boiling point...
Hmm... and i thought an autoclave is something that body piercers use to grab the skin when they wanna do belly ring!
We use autoclaves here as well - though I don't know if I've ever mentioned it during a conversation!
Okay...
So the thing about autoclaves is actually...?
i misread as autocleave(... age)
lol
I don't know what an autoclave is seriously. But the conversation was funny tho, you made the poor engineer speechless. geng!!!!
hehe.. can autoclave you lah lau niang.. gerenti keluar squeaky clean amat... no bulu ! *laugh*
budlee: so you agree autoclaves memang tak perlu kan? Use pressure cooker dah. And everyone knows what a pressure cooker is. Tak payah kena blone moment. Ha ha ha!
legolas: He also engineer and he try to psycho me into liking engineer stuff. End up kena psycho by me isntead. Ha ha ha!
rerama: *bisik bisik to other people* Eh....you see that rerama ah...why he so sugar high like that ah? Got ADD izzit? Merk risau lah nyah...
lyana: oooh...that i can do. I got phD is reproductive organ science. Ha ha ha!
Fable: i think i actually kinda overcooked him lor. Ha ha ha!
perky: Haiyoh....you dun so blonde lah. Dun simply talk..wait people laugh you know. That one is not autoclave lah. That one is plier! In chinese we call kiap kiap.
savante: Next time use pressure cooker enough lor. You can cook soup at work some more. Ha ha!
glog: .....still a mystery.
aziya: Eeee so salah you. Risaunyer aku....
......vomit blood
like chicken talking to a duck.
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