Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The HL Milk Massacre

Lau Niang: How old are you??

Chatter: 30

Lau Niang: Wah lau!! Why you look like 18?! You botox izzit? (I'm serious...the guy look bloody young!)

Chatter: Wah...why your mouth so bad one?

Lau Niang: This is me being very polite already. Consider yourself lucky i good mood tonight. So what's your secret? Share share lah.....

Chatter: Oh i drink milk every day. That's why my skin so smooth.....

Lau Niang: Milk??? Really ah?? Milk good for skin meh? I thought good for bones only. But my bones very healthy. Everyday i get boner also....

Chatter: Ha ha h aha!! You dun believe me you try yourself lah....



So......milk is good for the skin says the lil' birdie. If drink milk can cantik....mak rela, nyah. But how....i hate milk to my guts. Don't you think milk is damn smelly? You know why baby smells? Coz they drink milk. That's why.

So i sat down and think and think and think. There must be a way that i can swallow milk. Think, lau niang think..........DING!! There's actually a brand that i can digest.

*Feels excited and runs to the nearest Kiosk*




TADAA!! Susu lemak rendah jenama HL. This milk got vanilla taste and its not smelly like other brands one. Yay.....i'm a drinking HL everyday and Lau Niang is going to be chantik like Ms World soon.

*Pours milk into a tiny cup to test test water*



Yeeech.....why the milk yellow yellow one?! Is it expired?? Is this condensed milk?? I bought wrongly ker? Since when HL got condensed milk one?

* Drinks yellow milk in 1 gulp anyway*


Dies a miserable death....poisoned.



*Checks milk carton thoroughly*



Tiu nia sing KNNCCB WTF!!!! Banana flavoured milk?! What the heck is banana milk?! And look at how they labeled the box....just printed on one tiny corner....who would have noticed?! Damn bloody misleading lor!!

What if i'm allergic to bananas?! I can die you know. Mr. HL should have printed a huge ass banana picture on the box and put a for-fear-factor-lovers-only warning on it!

Not only i was conned of my RM4.90, i nearly died of poisoning some more. So horror okeh. Cis cis cis....never ever buy anything with banana in it. Bananas are meant to be sucked eaten raw!


so umm......i have 3/4 box of banana milk left.....anyone interested???

15 comments:

Medie007 said...

itulah... never observe poperly. take and pay. take and pay. last last kena allery poisoning.

daniel henry said...

the cum stick has now officially squeezed all its milk literally into milk... KAKAKAKAKAKA.

Kirksman said...

Baba siao here, allergic to bananas
YEs, that thing tasted bitter as hell when i drank it. It was awful

Anonymous said...

Hey, I drink Marigold HL milk too. You're not the only one who thought the package was vanilla milk. Luckily you bought one only. I bought FOUR you know! Lol...

Give to your other family members to try lah.

::airswift:: said...

hahahahahha
reminds me of banana blast.
a vogue version of poison with chocolate syrup in it.

Ganymede said...

Aiyo. The packaging is already yellow ma...

Anyways, I love the banana flavour. Yum yum.

joshua said...

QR, you are weird, for liking the banana milk.

LOL CHOOSE LA THE WHOLEGRAIN MILK! me loves

adrien said...

i've read my vows to the dutch lady.

Fable Frog said...

eh i think got big sign saying it's banana flavoured leh but covered by that FREEbie labels~~!! i love everything banana, except for this banana milk~ *shiver* original banana milk taste better ;)

William said...

$4.90 mahal le...

Tried once too, it's REALLY bad. I'd rather drink the other "banana milk".

Aziya said...

eh... RM4.90 ? why so expensive one ??

Duh... banana milk sedap what?.. rather you go "eat" the banana... it's better to drink it in the liquid potion.. ooopppsss

I like all HL milk product... tengok kotak tue pun dah tau itu banana milk.. Tue lah asyik nak rembat laju-laju je.. never look properly one...

manalah ken watanabe takut nak berbini geisha kaki rembat nie...

*larikkkk*

Unknown said...

ooohhhh...i love banana milk. oh well, give me banana..with milk or no milk..i gulp only ..heheh;)

Lau Niang said...

ah bong: It wasn't stated anywhere and it has no pictures of any bananas in it. I'm not the only con victim you know.

DH: I still prefer the stick version. Ha ha ha!

kirksie: It wasn't bitter to me. Smelt like puke though.

calvin: i dun hate my family that much yet as to offer them susu pisang lah. Ha ha ha!

airswift: This one sama racun.

QR: Where got yellow packaging?! Only yellow stripes what....who would know right....

joshua: There's wholegrain milk as well?? Hmm....i think i better just stick to chocolate. Safest. Ha ha ha!

adrien: Stench stench...

Froggy: Horror.....i peel off the sticker...no bananas to be seen also. They're all out to con ppl to buy this you know...

william: Anyone would prefer that...though i dun swallow...ha ha ha!

aziya: Mahal pasal vogue mah...HL tau. Main rembat baru happening...mesti you tak pernah try, you dunno what you're missing darling. Ha ha ha!

soloact: euww euww euww!!

Anonymous said...

sedap la the banana milk..

e2wen~* said...

This comment is a little late but just wanna drop a line that I had the same experience and still feel angry at HL for making me waste a whole bowl of good cornflake. Lolx.