Keysah Epik Chinta Di Tepi Jalan...
Alkisah adanya seorang perempuan kebaya high fashion yang keayuannya teramat sangat....
"My name is Sasha Fierce! Sasha Fierce!" Kechantiqan Sasha Fierce teramatlah sangat sehingga Mak Nyah dari Pat Pong turut memendam rasa deng deng jeles.
Akan tetapi.....tiada sesiapa pun yang tahu akan secret Sasha Fierce. Hakikatnya, Sasha Fierce sangat feeling loner beloner......
"Haih.....kenaps shuban merks tak sampai sampai lagi nih.....fenats mek duduk tepi jalan tunggu everday okeh......"
"Hamboi hamboi....jantan tuh scanning merks ker? Like...FINALLY!!"
Dengan berkat iman yang kuat dan kuasa Tuhan Ilahi...one fine day.....
"Oh tuhanku...dier masih scanning merks lagi! Shit..so many things to plan lah. When to choose our wedding date? How many kids do i want with him? Time wedding nak pakai Vera Wang ker Balenciaga? Eee tension nyer merk...!!"
"Ello cik abang oi....you taste merks ker? I nampak you scanning kat i tadi....tapi never mind. Merk rela....."
Jantan: Sori stoberi....i tak taste fomfuan acelly. I taste kebaya you sajer. Fierce sangat. You rasa ada tak size mak? MERK SENTIPS!!!!!!!
"You get your paws away dari kebaya mak okeh. Nih limited edition haute couture dari Aspadarina...Carrie Bradshaw sex and city also pakai okeh...sorry....you tak carry!! "Akan tetapi....jantannya sangat persistent. TETAP nak pakai kebaya merah Sasha Fierce sehhinga sanggup menjadi stalker.
"Eh hello! I dah kater jangan ikoot merks lagi okeh....you memang tak carry kebaya. Ko pakai jer baju kurung...jangan lawan kehendak Tuhan okeh...kalo tak....."
"MERK MANDREM UOLS NANTI!!" Akhirnya jantan tersebut lari lintang pukang terkencing kencing.
Dan Sasha Fierce pun get over it dan kembali menunggu shuban tulennyer dengan gaya posing high fashion......
Gosh its sooo good to be back blogging again! How is everyone in the world doing? Lau niang is absoolootley fine :D been busy with work and studies lately but there isn't one day that went by where i don't miss blogging.
As you can see, i have been doing a lot of photo shoots for lots of people. Paul and Lisa here were such great sports and really fun to work with. And no....the little picture story is not real okeh....biasalah....kerja i kan shit stirrer.
More shits to stir very very soon.....keep reading!
9 comments:
whoa.... no wonder tiap tiap minggu kat melaka...
OMG!!............... cannot believe you can cook up a story on those pictures!!......i laugh until i felt my stomach wanna burst!
you may need to put remarks "cerita di atas tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup atau pun yang mati" baru klas!
love that red kebaya... not come in my size liao !!!
love the first pic...
the rest are ok but the model lips are not working and the hairs too(for few picture)...
er, why the male model gave the worng poses? hihihi...
nice pics...
the female model>>>crossed eyes is it??
the male>>>>no comment!!!
great story , with lots of VOG-GUE Malay words ;p
sungguh menarique seqali.. aaawww :)
medie: Stay in kl also for what lah, nobody dating me also. Mah do photoshoot in melaka lor.
Paul: What can i say. I am that good. Ha ha ha ha! I just hope lisa won't slaughter me if she finds out. Ha ha haa
Aziya: Kuatkan iman senah, insya-allah 1 bulan nanti you boleh carry dah....
2 anon commentors: Ha ha h aha...dun take things so seriously lah, we did the shoot all for fun sake anyways...just have fun with it lor...heh heh...
Danny: Wah your vokaboolary poon tak kalah orang...kelass u! Thanks for dropping by anyways..hope you had a good time reading :D
OMG, you really are funny shit, siow gila lu :P
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