Keysah Launiang Kena Kantoi Anime Rogayah
So i was having a slow and peaceful weekend. I was lying in bed with my iced coffee and the chilly air con running....with my lappie on a lil' breakfast-in-bed table doing my photo editing job.
While watching gay anime.
Its not porn okeh. Just some gay themed cartoon so its no big deal lah.
Not until mommy SUDDENLY pops in with ah niece in her arms going "Baby...see what uncle is doing....coochi coochi coo...."Ya uncle is watching gay anime. Jangan kacau.
I went like... "Fuck fuck fuckety fuck....faster go away!!! Please don't have any love scenes!!!"
Did mommy go away??
Not only did she NOT go away...she made herself comfortable by sitting beside me. And she started feeding ah niece with a FULL bottle of milk.
You think that is the ultimate horror??
Tup tup tup.....the two MALE AND GAY cartoon characters in tv started french kissing!!!!!!
Lau Niang buat buat busy and very engrossed with my editing job konon konon like i tak perasan what just happened in tv okeh.
After like an eternity of awkward silence....akhirnya mommy mengeluarkan statement cepumas.
" You haven't been to church for a long time hor....."