Best Answers During a Job Interview

1. Why did you apply for this job?

I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now.


2. Why do you want to work for this company?

I have to work for some company who ever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.


3. Why should I hire you?

You have to hire some one, you may as well give me a try.


4. What would you do if this happened?

Well, it depends my mindset and mood at that situation...


5. What is your biggest strength?

Basically, daring to join any company who pays me well, without thinking ofthe fate of company


6. What is your biggest weakness?

Girls


7. What was your worst mistake, and how did you learn from it?

Joining my earlier company and learnt that I need to jump to get moremoney, so I am here today


8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?

Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job?I could demand more and stay there.


9. Describe a challenge you faced and how you overcame it?

Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.


10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?

For the same reason why you left your earlier job


11. What do you want from this job?

If no work is given but keep giving good hikes


12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?

Make more money and for that keep jumping companies every 2 yrs


13. Did you hear of our company and what do you know of us?

Yeah, I know that you will ask this, I've gone through your website


14. What is the salary expected and how do justify that?

Well, no one will change job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extrathan what I am getting and that is unpublished industry standard

(I know you will bargain on what ever I ask, hence, I have already hiked mycurrent salary by 30%)


Ini lah tips dari cikgu for the day. Good luck to all job seekers out there!

ps: dun get any wrong ideas cheedren; i'm not switching jobs or anything lah. This is is some funny forwarded e mail i got. So i post here lor! heh heh.....tipah tertipu!