Tragedi Botol Kicap

Oh my goaaaat….I just saw THE most disgusting thing. You guys are SO gonna freak out after this. Just over the weekend, I was having lunch at Pizza Hut near Tesco. And you know how Pizza Hut and KFC still serve their ketchup and chili sauce in bottles kan?

So I was pigging myself out when I suddenly noticed this table of family sitting in front of me. The parents were busy eating away; leaving their toddler child to eat on its own and mess up the whole table. They were so ignorant I tell you. Not even Godzilla walk pass by Pizza Hut slashing everything down with the tail can raise their attention i tell you. Eat like 7 months never eat before.

But that’s not what ticked me off.

Suddenly, the toddler reached for the ketchup, open the cap and LITERALLY put the cap in the mouth!! It was inside the orifice for a good 5 mins before he spat it out. As if I’m not freaked out enough already, the kid then reached for the ketchup bottle and SLOBBERED the mouth of the bottle! The kid was having a whale of a time deep throating the bottle. If that bottle had a life, it would have gotten at least 3 orgasms already.

Only after a while, the dad noticed his kid’s raunchy stunt. And what he did?? You guess!! Our friend NONCHALANTLY screwed the cap back on and placed it back properly on the table. Without even bothering to wipe the bottle or returning it to the waiter as if nothing happened. Nothing. Just like that. Confident jer.

I’m so utterly revolted. Masa main corn cake sedap. Anak dah besar tak tau jaga. I’m SO never ever dipping chili sauce from bottles in public food outlets EVER again. Yuck yuck yuck!!!

On a lighter note….i’d like to introduce my new food fetish to u ols. Ladies and ladies, I present to you…..Lala from Upstown!

See the food is so good I sempat to make smiley cat. Siap got taik lalat sexy made of green beans okeh. U dun jeles. But the Bambu Lala is not nice. Got bau pasir some more. Cannot eat at all. That's why the isi i make Fantasia Barino lips only. Man I’m so good at culinary arts….

Same face with my Lala not??