Sunday, July 1, 2007

Tragedi Botol Kicap

Oh my goaaaat….I just saw THE most disgusting thing. You guys are SO gonna freak out after this. Just over the weekend, I was having lunch at Pizza Hut near Tesco. And you know how Pizza Hut and KFC still serve their ketchup and chili sauce in bottles kan?

So I was pigging myself out when I suddenly noticed this table of family sitting in front of me. The parents were busy eating away; leaving their toddler child to eat on its own and mess up the whole table. They were so ignorant I tell you. Not even Godzilla walk pass by Pizza Hut slashing everything down with the tail can raise their attention i tell you. Eat like 7 months never eat before.


But that’s not what ticked me off.

Suddenly, the toddler reached for the ketchup, open the cap and LITERALLY put the cap in the mouth!! It was inside the orifice for a good 5 mins before he spat it out. As if I’m not freaked out enough already, the kid then reached for the ketchup bottle and SLOBBERED the mouth of the bottle! The kid was having a whale of a time deep throating the bottle. If that bottle had a life, it would have gotten at least 3 orgasms already.

Only after a while, the dad noticed his kid’s raunchy stunt. And what he did?? You guess!! Our friend NONCHALANTLY screwed the cap back on and placed it back properly on the table. Without even bothering to wipe the bottle or returning it to the waiter as if nothing happened. Nothing. Just like that. Confident jer.

I’m so utterly revolted. Masa main corn cake sedap. Anak dah besar tak tau jaga. I’m SO never ever dipping chili sauce from bottles in public food outlets EVER again. Yuck yuck yuck!!!

On a lighter note….i’d like to introduce my new food fetish to u ols. Ladies and ladies, I present to you…..Lala from Upstown!



See the food is so good I sempat to make smiley cat. Siap got taik lalat sexy made of green beans okeh. U dun jeles. But the Bambu Lala is not nice. Got bau pasir some more. Cannot eat at all. That's why the isi i make Fantasia Barino lips only. Man I’m so good at culinary arts….

Same face with my Lala not??

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

REAL DEAL SI HAM CHAU LALA!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

la tea de cloud 9

Jigokutenshi said...

EEEWWWWWW!!!! Those people don't know how to ttake care of their children and they are so not ethical at all!!!

The waiters didn't marah ke when you do the cat face??

sengkor said...

dunno by luck or what, most of the time i go KFC the ketchup/chili sauce is a brand new one..

i hate parents who dunno how to take care of their little kids. Same goes to parents who slap their kids in the public.

King's wife said...

Eeewwwww....so gross! I'll never look at those bottles the same way again! What kind of parents lah!!

Jonzz said...

OK gross. No more bottled stuff at KFC or Pizza Hut anymore. Yucks! So many stupid irresponsible people nowadays.

Nothing better to do than to arrange lala meh? Ha ha ha

rainbow angeles said...

Ya allah ya tuhanku!! Sial betul ler those parents...

Alah... apasal cikgu din go teach that guy a lesson?

Cute Pussy Lala... :p

savante said...

Spank the kids dammit!

Lau Niang said...

anon: Err....if you say so lah.

Chris: I was eating at a hawker centre. No waiters. Besides, who dare to marah me? Nak mampos?

sengkor: hmm...better safe than sorry, you can never be too sure know. Ha ha ha! I hate parents like that too. So not suitable!

king's wife: Hai lor...the parents so terrible. YOu should see the mess on the table i tell you. Pasta everywhere, pizza bits on the floor....eeuw!

jonzz: Ya, now at least you know not to dip from bottled chilli sauce. lolz!

Aiyah, we tengah makan at mamak, memang boh liau that time....so i make lala face lor...

Angel: Pussy?!? Eeeee.....mak geli pussy! Allergic aku!!

Lau Niang said...

savante: Its the PARENTS who should be spanked!!!

Legolas said...

Hmmm. Lucky I never had any ketchup or chili sauce from KFC and Pizza Hut. So we can say that McD has the best method by using a centralized sauce provider?

Ry said...

well, every system pun ada flaw tau. mana tau ur McD's bulk sauce provider got cicak mampus ke, tikus mengandung ke, kucing basi ke, gajah gay ke.

manu u tau?

sometimes, kalau kita pikir gross gross kan, semua memang geli.

i've seen starbucks cute twink pick his nose and make kopi also

Unknown said...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

kids should be banned from public places!!!!

darling, i miss Uptown and your muka minum apple asam boi. ;)

Anonymous said...

those parents shud not hv kids n shud be reported to Child Abuse Department. Geez

i used to work in a fast food joint & KFC will reuse the chilli & ketchup bottles over and over by refilling it w/ another bigger bottle. N those f'lla who did all all dat r Bangladeshi workers who more often than not got serious BO problems. so, go figure with their hygiene part :p

*squirm*

Lau Niang said...

legolas: Well at 1st i thought they were being a cheapskate; trying to save on packet chilli sauce you know. But now i kinda changed my views already...ha ha ha!

Joery: eee...why you get to see all this things also one? Starbucks some more. Yucks!

lyana: Haa....now you can see me make kraftangan kerang in Upstown also! Lolz

ethn: Euw Euw Euw....i think next time i'll just bring my own bottles of chilli sauce. Ha ha ha!

::airswift:: said...

hhahahah gajah gay.
i like that.

Unknown said...

Tragic! Going to insist on the chilli packets now. Eeeyerrrr!

Unknown said...

The lala look good though.

Fable Frog said...

Well~ my weird thing of not eating chilli or tomato sauce seems brilliant now~!! hahaha sial~ buat muka pussy~ didn't know you are so artistic!! ;P