Please-don't-slap-me Riddles
Q: What fish has got armpit hair?
A: Fish Monger
Q : What goes up in a triangle and comes down rolling?
A: Panties
Q : Of all boxes, which box cannot be lifted?
A: Penalty box
Q : What has 3 heads, 6 eyes and 8 feet?
A : Cowboy riding a horse, carrying a chicken.
Q: When he lives, we sing. When he dies, we clap hands. Who is he?
A : Birthday cake candle.
I have to pop the next questions in malay. The punchline only works that way.
Q : Dalam banyak banyak kera, kera apa yang pandai menaip?
A : KERA-ni
Q : Scorpion what colour?
A : colour jengking....geddit?
I know they're ridiculous...so don't slap me okeh? Mak larriiik ke Zulu-Zulu island dolu.
11 comments:
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I'll chase you to Timbaktu. :P
What cock knows how to swim?
Coc-ko-dile :P
Girl A: Do you know what is the household name of Sodium Chloride?
Girl B: Dunno lah. Gimme clue.
Girl A: It's something you put on your husband's eggs in the morning.
Girl B: Erm... Talcum powder(?)
Argh! Argh! Cannot read further!
These rate way up there with those supposed IQ questions.
hahahah... banyak lagi riddles macam tue... mmg buat sakit hati okeh.. hahahaa
ada satu riddles..
Q:kenapa kucing kalau dia lari je.. mesti berhenti kejap pandang belakang?... pastu lari.. then berhenti pandang belakang ???
A: Sebab dia takde "side-mirror"
wah. i like the colour jengking.
what ular yang suka mandi?
ular "shower" (sawa).
ya tuhan,
sungguh lame minah ni
i agree with joery!
darling....this post wins the ultimate masuk court post of the year.
*last year's winner was um's susu strawberry post. muahahahhaaha.
amboi lyana...
i happen to be a fan of these shit. :p
one i'll so compile everything i can find and write a book on lame malaysian jokes.
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