How To Surf Porn at Work
Hi hi hi....how's everyone in the world. Sorry for the quiteness lately but i've been recuperating from work. And i have a week more to go. Jangan marah. No i'm not sick. Choi choi choi. Now is the school holidays tau. So i'm knitting and bird watching and cloud gazing, watching the flowers bloom and dogs chasing after butterflies, reading in the porch while having English Tea and scones over the sunny afternoon.
Ok screw it.
I've been surfing porn and slutting over the net. Ha ha ha ha. But a holiday is a holiday right?
Aaaaannnd back to the topic. I have something very interesting for uols today. To all those people who are stuck bored at work and hating me with envy now, lemme give you some love.
Today lau niang will teach you how to surf porn in the office. Without getting caught of course. Sounds too good to be true? Well you better bet your ass i'm not kidding here.
So from now on, should you have any cravings to visit X tube ker, calvin's blog ker (merk larrriik ke Zulu Zulu island sorok dalam gua bawah laut dolu) you can always do so with no fear. So how do you do it?
Ladies and gentleman, i present to you the most revolutionary invention of the 21st century:
Why you think i'm knitting now?
10 comments:
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*smack
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That is so crazy! Can you imagine breathing with your whole head inside that thick fabric? You could suffocate in it. Hahaha!!!
And hello? The way you say about my blog is as though it's extremely explicit with only nude pics. My blog is clean and healthy one you know?
hahahahahaha. I can just see you knitting!
so horror !!!!! (refer to the full cover)... I'm gonna be suffocated in there... that was a hideous "thang"... you may freak everyone's out for being rainbow knit-pocong
what happened to just sit with the screen facing the wall and you facing the office?
*sigh
btw why the hell do you want to cover the keyboards???
Surf porn and keep warm at the same time! Perhaps can even jack off at the same time!
Lol! shit that's funny!
QR: What it works what!
Calvin: it's knitted with yarn, its not a plastic bag, how can suffocate lah. Anyways, you do post porn pics in your blog what. Ha ha hah!
lyana: Wait till you see me do the ketchup song. Lagi melets you. Ha ha ha!
aziya: Rainbow knit pocong...good one! Ha ha hah!
budllee: Sit by the wall still can kantoi tau. Better be safe than sorry. Ha ha ha!
william: You need a new costume for jacking off discreetly then. Ha ha ha!
perky: I know you contemplating now.......
if you sneeze inside the mitten sack, you'll sniff back the germs. euw.
omg you got me all cracked up!
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